Here's wishing you a Crappy Birthday, the frenetic card game where it's fun to give Bad Gifts! In Crappy Birthday, players are dealt five Gift Cards. When it's your turn, it's your birthday, and everybody gives you a crappy "gift" from their hand. You shuffle the cards, turn them over one by one, and pick the gift you dislike the most, and the player who gave you that gift earns a point. The first player to three points wins!